Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
…know what, fuck it, O5 can just kiss my ass .-.
Money entered: 9000 yen
Item description: Bottle of “Dauntless Bonanza” champagne. Label in Italian. Upon opening, the stream of foam expanded at a rate and proportion inconsistent with the possible volume that could be contained in the bottle, flooding the entire basement floor of the research facility. Three agents and 5 researchers fainted as a result of the high levels of carbon dioxide in the affected area, and were promptly taken to the medical bay.
Sampling of the champagne revealed it to be a very high quality, with the side effect of causing a memetic effect that caused those drinking it to engage in a celebration, as well as inciting others to join in. Cafeteria food stocks were raided and used for the ensuing feast, during which many personnel became violent, sexually active and a few [DATA EXPUNGED]. The party lasted for approximately 14 hours.
Class C Amnesiacs, contraception meds, emergency medical aid, and [DATA EXPUNGED] were dispatched, but subsequent analysis reveals the champagne itself accelerated healing processes, acted as a barrier for both pregnancy and disease, and also [DATA EXPUNGED]. No sample of the liquid remains.
Notes: I want those amnesiacs administered to all personnel who witnessed the [DATA EXPUGNED] and deletion of all recordings.- Site Director E. Gere
zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:
caitlinisactuallyawritersname:
nayx:
no:
is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..
lets find out. Everyone comment on this
hey
I’m watching chopped
poopey butt clan
it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted
let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment
i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh
WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME
lmaooooooo this update is awful
Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.
K I L L M E
Memes But With Puppies
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”
save the bees
i’m tired
why me
anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts
motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude
welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!
wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry
In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.
Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
tumblr is a 100% funcational website
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit
Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERGWhat if your legs didn’t know they were legs
I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?
Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.
Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.
johnlock
I hate everything about this blue hellsite
DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.
hear it hurgling
AND STEVEN!
Coach said to fake right, break left Watch out for the pick and keep ya eye on the defense You gotta run, give and go Take the ball to the hole like a ol school pro He said don’t be afraid What ya waitin on? Shoot the outside J I gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game I gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game Gotta get'cha, get'cha head in the game Gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game Gotta get'cha, get'cha head in the game Gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game
Dickbutt
BLEEB BLOOP I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING
I’m eating stale oreos for fun
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I’m the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
War War never changes.
♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ So raise your dong if you are wrong, in all the right ways.
♪ ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♫ All my underdongs,
♫ ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♪ We will never be never be anything but raised
♪ ヽ( ͡'◟◯ ͡’)ง ♫ and nitty gritty dirty little memes.
♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ Won’t you come on and come on and raise your dongs.
♪ ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♫ Won’t you come on and come on and raise your dongs.It’s just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s… things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.
yikes,
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.it was me, Dio!
rosebud was his sled
Oooh
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yousee, the thing is, we are all sinners
SOMETHING DARK STIRS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE HELLMOUTH we can FEEL it A HIVE ABOMINATION BRED FOR UNTHINKABLE EVIL WE MUST PIERCE THE VEIL OF THEIR summoning pits AND DESTROY THIS CREATURE BEFORE THE HIVE UNLEASH IT UPON US ALL - ikora rey
MEOW?
AEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOU
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Do you love the colour of the sky?
Just kidding - 3-
(via budaclees)
ready-for-freddyfazbears-pizza:
caitlinisactuallyawritersname:
nayx:
no:
is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..
lets find out. Everyone comment on this
hey
I’m watching chopped
poopey butt clan
it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted
let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment
i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh
WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME
lmaooooooo this update is awful
Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.
K I L L M E
Memes But With Puppies
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”
save the bees
i’m tired
why me
anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts
motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude
welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!
wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry
In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.
Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
tumblr is a 100% funcational website
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit
Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERGWhat if your legs didn’t know they were legs
I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?
Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.
Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.
johnlock
I hate everything about this blue hellsite
DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.
hear it hurgling
AND STEVEN!
i want to die
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.
COCK
hey is there a chatzy for clopping
im so lonely
sauce
the discourse
oh god i hate this so much
dio did nothing wrong
dio did everything wrong
zoo wee mama
jonathan joestar is a precious cinnamon roll and shinji ikari gets a gold star for trying
Purple guy iz so HOT =w=
gun
If my update could serve a good purpose, I would announce it to everyone in the world! But in its current form, it’s just a weapon of horrible destruction. Please understand, Ogata!
Ah, what a great advertisement! King Kong taking Pacific Drug products with great big smile!
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
what the fuck is this?
Look, all I’m saying is you can’t be sure the inside of your mouth is not bulletproof until you pull the trigger.
(via thatkaijunerd)