You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for….

deeceeoh:

trashmouth-smashmouth:

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain

Fuck off

@gearholder

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170,262 notes1 year ago

signs as andrew hussie’s tweets

big-stupid-jellyfish:

aries

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taurus

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gemini

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cancer

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leo

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virgo

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libra

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scorpio

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sagittarius

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capricorn

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aquarius

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pisces

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13,898 notes1 year ago

coolyo294:

I said to him –“My dear Fortunato, you are luckily met. How remarkably well you are looking to-day. But I have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado, and I have my doubts.”

“How?” said he. “Amontillado, A pipe? Impossible! And in the middle of the carnival!”

“I have my doubts,” I replied; “and I was silly enough to pay the full Amontillado price without consulting you in the matter. You were not to be found, and I was fearful of losing a bargain.”

“Amontillado!”

“I have my doubts.”

“Amontillado!”

“And I must satisfy them.”

“Amontillado!”

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1,611 notes1 year ago
drizzydoodles:
“… tbh i just wanted to mess with some comic tones.
”

drizzydoodles:

… tbh i just wanted to mess with some comic tones.

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12,306 notes1 year ago
the-hashslingingslasher:
“ rawshyt:
“ THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it
Amazing.
”
omfg dat ass grab yo
”

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

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127,085 notes1 year ago

milf

kiwilesbian:

man i luv fruit

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195,634 notes2 years ago