xehanortsreport: EXPLAIN WHO IS TOGEPI1125


genquerdeer:

acreaturecalledgreed:

TOGEPI1125 IS

well

he’s sort of an infamous (well, as far as anyone knows he’s an okay guy? maybe??? no one seems to have ever actually talked to him???) big name furry

who is notorious for one thing

he is, singlehandedly, the source of almost every single piece of Falco x Fox macro art out there (and we’re talking literally hundreds of pieces. maybe even a thousand.)

he’s reclusive, has extremely specific tastes in kink, and commissions so much art (and not just still pieces, we’re talking like several minute long animated porn shorts)

we’re talking like “this guy could buy several houses with the amount of money he spends on commissioned furry porn of his very specific kink”

theres one other thing we know about him- the reason he can afford all this? is because he’s apparently one of the top heart surgeons in the country

man, I guess I was wrong, this Dr. Strange movie sounds amazing.

28,253 notes1 year ago
jncos:
“The ball pit has now acquired a life of it’s own and acts as a harbinger of doom for all organised events.
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jncos:

The ball pit has now acquired a life of it’s own and acts as a harbinger of doom for all organised events.

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31,119 notes2 years ago
finchcrs:
“ I’m crying
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finchcrs:

I’m crying

(Source: laurmanizer, via timurmurtazin)

133,458 notes2 years ago
asgardreid:
“ sonypraystation:
“ why is this a screenshot
”
The original post will kill if you look at it directly
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asgardreid:

sonypraystation:

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

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411,357 notes2 years ago

hybbat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

image

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Every damn Christmas season we all listen to the exact same music, eat the exact same food, put up the exact same decorations, and watch the exact same movies that have existed since our parents were children at least if not longer. Why on earth would you expect them to change the commercials?

Can we just accept that Christmas is its own miserable bubble of space-time we’re forced to enter at the beginning of December where on rare occasions some poor object or media gets left behind in it and becomes another piece in the undying collection of the Christmas space-time it uses to eternally torment us.

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509,492 notes2 years ago

gloomgaze:

dude let me tell you about this goddamn video

a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment. 

flashforward to two months later. i’m sitting in the library, dead silent. i’ve completely forgotten about this video until now, but then in my head i just hear the opening line, “hey there youtube, uh, stu here” pop up and i just lose it. i can’t stop laughing. i’m laughing the hardest i’ve ever laughed in my life. i’m desperately trying to stop laughing and i just can’t. people are staring, gawking at this poor man trying to suppress his laughter with some kind of contorted mixture of joy and horror on his face. i spent the next half an hour in a toilet cubicle, cackling to myself about a fucking spicy chipotle chicken pizza unboxing video, trying to calm myself down

please do not watch this video it is a ticking timebomb 

(via crunchie-roll)

43,167 notes2 years ago