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askterry: That's a silly analogy. You cook *and* are good at arson.

Yeah well I’m amazing so fuck you

putuksstuff: Draw me - get this - a pineapple. A buff one. Yes. A buff pineapple. Doing a manly pose and flexing. It'll be glorious. Manly Pineapple Man is who we all should aspire to be more like.

siebewastaken:

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conspicuouslad:

Well I’m supposed to be asleep but instead I carved a butt.

PRAISE!!

Byotiful.

Nevr 4get

abrightmoon:
hippopotamus-hi-tops:
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
get out
fuck you
shut the fuck up
oh my god why
you need to stop
you’re not funny
that was terrible
are you proud of that
“There’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.”

“Hey pussy lips, go fuck yourself”

(Source: draegonhearted, via conspicuouslad)

439,647 notes 4 years ago

xelyna:

So it turns out there was this 80s cooking anime called “Mister Ajikko”, which had a character called Robocook… who looked like this.
It’s even funnier when you realise that ロボコック is pronounced “Robokok”…

(via pembrokewkorgi)

556 notes 4 years ago