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worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win

DID HE WIN

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the effin trampoline thing broke! 

The hell was that!?

oops?

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Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
¼ cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

OK, this seems useful, but am I missing how they get trapped inside?

Thing is about mosquitoes and most insects, they’re not very smart. They fly along the wall on the outside into the small opening to get to the bait. They they fly up the wall to get out, but miss the small opening and get trapped inside.

Some will get out, but the vast majority won’t.

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