askterry: That's a silly analogy. You cook *and* are good at arson.
Yeah well I’m amazing so fuck you
putuksstuff: Draw me - get this - a pineapple. A buff one. Yes. A buff pineapple. Doing a manly pose and flexing. It'll be glorious. Manly Pineapple Man is who we all should aspire to be more like.
Byotiful.
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
- are you proud of that
“There’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.”
“Hey pussy lips, go fuck yourself”
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So it turns out there was this 80s cooking anime called “Mister Ajikko”, which had a character called Robocook… who looked like this.
It’s even funnier when you realise that ロボコック is pronounced “Robokok”…
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Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]
Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts
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