askterry: That's a silly analogy. You cook *and* are good at arson.


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Yeah well I’m amazing so fuck you

7 notes8 years ago

putuksstuff: Draw me - get this - a pineapple. A buff one. Yes. A buff pineapple. Doing a manly pose and flexing. It'll be glorious. Manly Pineapple Man is who we all should aspire to be more like.


siebewastaken:

image

53 notes8 years ago

conspicuouslad:

Well I’m supposed to be asleep but instead I carved a butt.

PRAISE!!

33 notes8 years ago

Byotiful.

3 notes8 years ago
Nevr 4get

Nevr 4get

11 notes8 years ago

conspicuouslad:

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

“There’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.”

“Hey pussy lips, go fuck yourself”

(via conspicuouslad)

439,552 notes8 years ago

xelyna:

So it turns out there was this 80s cooking anime called “Mister Ajikko”, which had a character called Robocook… who looked like this.

It’s even funnier when you realise that ロボコック is pronounced “Robokok”…

(via pembrokewkorgi)

639 notes8 years ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

(via kitana-coldfire)

153,666 notes8 years ago

dittoprize:

New icon, yooo.

Hey lad. Match it ya twerp >:v

(via chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707)

22 notes8 years ago

dittoprize:

lucidlarceny:

dittoprize

You will look at my butt and you will like it.

ohey you can turn this into matching icons for you and your conspicous lad :Y

(via chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707)

96 notes8 years ago