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yall know so much about astrology
We’re all just making shit up as we go
yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisceswheres capricorn
Wheres capricorn: capricorn
(via dangerousbride)
insanelyfriendlysquirrel: *slides into your asks* Hey. Do you draw girls with spears?
…yes
That’s not a spear, it’s a glaive, you philistine.

see if you can tell the difference with the entire blade up your ass hole
Hey you quit looking through my old posts . _.
Oh, I fourthgot it’s FUNNNNNNYYYYYY JOKE day!
Live long and prosper! hahahhahahha :y
Pretty much every single chair-making company has their own Emily model and no two of them is the same in any way whatsoever.

Reblog if you LOVE #Mexican Cousine / Reblog si AMAS la cocina de #Mexico
Where’s all the tomatoes?!
I’ll tell you where you can put them
(via adurot)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: SO GEAR, HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK AGAIN? SHOW IT, SHOW IT
The lenght of this post, give or take a few millimeters.
No, I did not put it next to my screen for measuring, shut up.

Guys no ._.
deeceeoh: I sometimes have a hard time believing that you aren't a cactus.
wtf man first you can’t accept my having a penis and now this?? >:Y
Prove me wrong.

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