theweirdwideweb:

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justtrustmeokay:

elodieunderglass:

rickatchu:

tittled:

oh NO

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hint-its-a-langblr:

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infiniteedge:

infiniteedge:

I think Gohan Blanco may have ruined the entire Spanish language for me

Someone: *says literally anything in spanish*

My brain:

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shadra220:

cosmicscarlet:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

It’s like Spanish with some fancy shit in there and you have to speak it with extra phlegm to make it sexy

You froth at the mouth a little and hope it came out sounding like a language

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latinextra:

teamwinexo:

langsandculture:

latinextra:

latinextra:

latinextra:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

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(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

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