Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,
escoba escoba,
conseguir fuera me coche
♡ ♡ ♡
“You are the love of my life,
without you,
I am incomplete”
Aw í _ì
(via takamoris)


Explaining someone for the Nth time that salt is not a spice
ᵃᵖᵒᶫᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵒᵗ ˢᵒ ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦᶰᵃᶫ ʲᵒᵏᵉ
(via funfetti-cakke)
As resident Mexican I can tell you I’d do exactly this if I played with Reaper
(via eric-coldfire)
what studying languages is like
- latin:words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them
- greek:hello naughty students it's participle time
- egyptian:ancient pictionary
- french:pronouncing every letter is for chumps
- german:let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D
- mandarin:lol whats a verb tense
- spanish:LOL WHAT ISN'T A VERB TENSE


(alternate title: latino things I do and I headcanon Reaper does too because I like to self indulge.)
I really like Gabriel Reyes. One day I’ll take him seriously, but not today.It’s @gearholder in a nutshell.
I feel fuckin atacado èAé
(via funfetti-cakke)










