imgoingtofavourdisastrous:

revengeance:

Final Fantasy VII had one of the worst spanish translations in video game history and I could list a thousand examples of why it’s so hilarously bad, but I’ll just show you this screencap with a lady telling cloud his “fiesta”, as in literal translation of “party” (in the sense of a gathering or celebration), is waiting for him in the second floor

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Actually let me share this one too:

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It says “make a party of three” except the word they’re using for party is the term used exclusively for POLITICAL PARTY in spanish. They fucked up the same word twice and in two completely different ways. 

Spanish FFVII is a work of art.

More details, with links to even more details:

http://www.vgfacts.com/forums/thread-539.html

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1,802 notes7 years ago
kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:
“hardcoreclouds:
“Chipotle came to Philly Pride today…
”
oh my fucking god
”
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kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

hardcoreclouds:

Chipotle came to Philly Pride today…

oh my fucking god

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112,664 notes7 years ago

everkings:

zimothy:

This is one if my favorite vines

I just laughed for 10 minutes

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718,937 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: but i thought the j was pronounced like h


it does and so does the X sometimes, but look man the G has like 3 different sounds in spanish and I’m just trying to explain which one it is in this case, using the sounds we all actually have experienced hearing ok? ° [°

4 notes7 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: Huh, I didn't know German was a Spanish name.


My best bet is it originates from some nameless orphan who wandered all the way from the Teutonic lands into the Iberian peninsula and the locals were like

“Oye, quien ef efe fujeto que anda por la calle? Coño, no tengo idea como fe llama, fólo fe que le difen el Huérfano Germán”

and that shit got popularized somehow TT~TT

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7 notes7 years ago
That is the face of a man who doesn’t have time for Spanish’s bullshit
I feel ya bro - .-

That is the face of a man who doesn’t have time for Spanish’s bullshit

I feel ya bro - .-

11 notes7 years ago

First time I went to the North-American Union of States I was like “Dude, these suburb places smell like cacahuates, wth?” - .-

2 notes7 years ago

Si te lavas el pelo con camomila y jabón de coche se te pone cancha

— Gil Man
1 note7 years ago

I only recently found out this thing’s Guatemalan, like wtf the swears and albures are way too mexican, just how far south does the mexican central spanish influence reach? like damn - A-

2 notes7 years ago

¿Qué chingados? ¿Los gruñones hablando español? ¡¡Ridículo!! :D

2 notes7 years ago