bad-4chan-literature:
“ absolute GOD
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bad-4chan-literature:

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absolute GOD

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33,861 notes1 year ago

setheverman:

setheverman:

facadehe:

sab201030:

sonypraystation:

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.

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Is that Seth Everman?

One of them

excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you

oh yeah and this is a really bad post

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162,727 notes1 year ago

turing-tested:

kitchensylph:

turing-tested:

jimhensonreject:

turing-tested:

a nerf gun but with real bullets

a nerf sword with real bullets

a super soaker that shoots real water

where do i get my hands on fake water?

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cant promise youll get your hands on it though

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86,682 notes1 year ago
kosmonin:
“ marxism-leninism-memeism:
“ kosmonin:
“ abandonedandurbex:
“Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]
”
It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian...

kosmonin:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

kosmonin:

abandonedandurbex:

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spreepark i guess the park shut down a couple years before the cocaine thing happened but yes

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maoh:

just found my absolute favorite wikipedia image

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65,193 notes1 year ago

molotovka:

Sculpture of Sulyvahn’s Beast

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14,059 notes1 year ago

the-replicator:

wartortling:

pumpkinradish:

maxeth:

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

Now THAT is a horror game

this is just how ikea is

hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild

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249,289 notes1 year ago

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions, via mrs-zuipperpips)

25,201 notes1 year ago

pondwitch:

ndiecity:

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

dont talk or think about this please

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122,008 notes1 year ago