daily-scp:

2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”

SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”.  The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.

(via hisclockworkservants)

coolthingoftheday:

In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

For the love of 343, pick up your toys AWCY è__é

(via slapmango)

(Source: unexplained-events, via nittany-tiger)

unexplained-events:

Video filmed by Brian Nuttall on October 31, 2015 in Nova Scotia shows the Earth “breathing.”

This is caused by roots heaving underground when the tree catches wind.

(via der-stein)

zimeatswaffel:

overlordcrown:

Do you want to know more?
Artbook and calendar:
http://artscp.com/
https://vk.com/artscp
art`s author - Dmitriy Fomin

scp-342
scp-835
scp-1555
scp-272
scp-035
scp-105

Oo

(via hisclockworkservants)

jettison37:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

thealphapigeon:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

thesylverlining:

rick-draws-things:

mugglebornandraised:

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOOD

@pricefielf

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND

THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS

ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS

the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS. 

My fave.

There is no Miss Zarves.

There is no nineteenth story.

Sorry.

How about the kid that fell asleep and rolled out a window and landed on the gym teacher unscathed

these books fucked me up good. wasn’t one kid a potato?

christ and the kid who got stuck in the class that didn’t exist and started not existing too that fucked me up EAT A DICK MISS ZARVES

was there a story about a pencil sharpener that make your fingers sharp so you could write on your tests in your own blood and get perfect grades but you would be dying, or did i just dream about that?

Pretty sure you dreamed up the last one. 

(via firesuperstar)

mysleepykisser-with-feelings-hid:

Brazilian artist Nele Azevedo created hundreds of sitting figures out of ice. The installation lasted till the last one melted in the heat of the day.

It’s so weird to see SCP article photos in their original context ._.

(via inuleeli)