Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
canon
“No running in the halls”
“What if it’s an emergency”“You can walk quickly.”
“What if there’s a hostile anomaly behind me”
“You can walk quickly.”
“WHAT IF IT’S RUNNING”“YOU CAN WALK QUICKLY”
Apparently the currently accepted jargon at NASA for encountering an unidentified or anomalous object during spaceflight is a “GOSPEL event”, which I’m pretty sure means that somebody at NASA needs to stop browsing the SCP Foundation wiki on the clock.
crop circles
everybody: aliens
nobody: corn is sentient
the corn just did that
(Source: wumblr, via kittytish101)
The Girl Reading This (the concept, not the literal person who is reading this post) is an SCP who is capable of being everywhere at all times while posessing every possible trait and fitting every conceivable description placed upon her
she’s [REDACTED]
Who?
the ████
(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via snart-dash)