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good concept for a video game: a pvp game where one person (or perhaps a group of players) play as wildlife photographers

and another person (or group of players) play as a sasquatch(es)

and its basically hide n seek with the wildlife photographers having to take candid photos of these sasquatches

players are awarded points for how good the photos are / how long they’ve hidden from photographers 

the name of the game is Sasquatchenating but theres always room for better titles

also some more ideas to this concept

• the sasquatches in the game are peaceful creatures so they won’t fight back. they eat berries and mushrooms, not babies
  
  
• when i say they wont fight back, that doesn’t include throwing dirt or sand or mud at the humans to escape to cover
  
  
• the game is focused around being stealthy for both sides, one for sneaking up on sasquatches and one for sneaking away from photographers
  
  
• makeshift traps to catch a ‘squatch/inconvenience a photographer
  
  
• hats
  
  
• different types of cameras, from polaroid, to digital, to eventually just running around backwards tryna take a selfie with sasquatch

can other cryptids be unlockable btw like at the very least Mothman and a Chupacabra

I need this so bad

alt title: Snapsquatch

Please someone start making this game

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my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

I like the non horror SCPs. Most of the horror ones are ok but the non horror ones are amazing.

My favorite one is a book that when you read it makes you fall asleep then you have an amazing fantasy adventure, SCP-1230. It doesn’t steal the energy of people, it doesn’t make you die if you die while dreaming, it’s just the most kick ass adventure of your life.

Also it’s sad because the book tries as hard as it can to make people happy but one time this guy who is super into fantasy and stuff used and was asleep for like day and in the dream it was 200 years. The after he got out he killed himself because he just couldn’t take going back to the normal world. When that happened the book grew depressed and sad. The pages were wet as if someone had been crying on them and it keep saying it was sorry.

Eventually a researcher used a sticky note to communicate that he wanted to talk with it. He then fell asleep and met with the manifestation of the book in the dream world, he talked with him and was able to learn what happened and through visiting him and using sticky notes he was able to help it out and it eventually started displaying “A hero is born” on its pages again.

I LOVE THAT

One of my favorite SCP’s is this giant, old house that nobody dares to touch because they all think it’s haunted. Eventually, the researchers find that the house isn’t haunted, but hosts an inter-dimensional portal, and some sort of Lovecraftian horror is communicating with the tenants.

He’s not really evil or anything; he’s actually pretty laid back. It’s just that he’s just kind of racist against carbon-based life forms and is really passive-aggressive.

My favorite is the toaster that makes people talk about it in the first person. Even the entirety of the report is written as “I am a toaster. I toast bread just like any other toaster”
People don’t even realize they’re doing this and there are no negative side effects they’ll just go right back to normal when they leave the toaster it’s ridiculous

It’s been a while since I’ve been to the site, but the more ‘mundane’ SCPs were always my favourite. A good story doesn’t need to be complicated.

my favorite -J SCP is the belligerent killbot that can’t defeat anything, no matter what it’s matched with. the researchers give it a potted plant to fight and it loses. i can identify with that. 

what about the SCP that’s literally a magic box of pizza? Think about your brand, make, style, toppings, and boom immediately a free pizza exactly how you wanted. I can get down with that.

@officialtekhartha

There is an anomalous region that was permanently transformed to fit a good-willed hippie’s desire after he talked to an old desert deity as thanks since she was feeling lonely for a long time.

A calculator that has trouble with big operations but tries its best to be helpful to its kid, a bowl of soup that helps kids get well when sick or injured and gives fatherly messages, a fictional man who enjoys the written adventures he can invade, a literal tickle monster, a cat cut in half…

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