timurmurtazin:

crypticdatesuggestions:

Date a boy who ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓.

@whygoth

Ooh yeah baby, expunge my data

(via timurmurtazin)

14,088 notes2 years ago
blazing-forge:
“ blair-witch-official:
“ blair-witch-official:
“ blazing-forge:
“ blair-witch-official:
“Slav squat game levels high
”
Dude what the fuck, how did you pull off the “click and hold to make what’s supposed to be a static image play as a...

blazing-forge:

blair-witch-official:

blair-witch-official:

blazing-forge:

blair-witch-official:

Slav squat game levels high

Dude what the fuck, how did you pull off the “click and hold to make what’s supposed to be a static image play as a short video” thing?

what the fuck

how DID i do that

I figured it out, it’s a thing newer model iPhones do automatically

Ah, okay.

So these posts are cursed then. :^)

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

38 notes2 years ago

bogleech:

Sculpted by Kevon Ward and maybe you think this is one of those cases where a “realistic interpretation” goes over the top but really this is 100% what they would have looked like if they were alive.

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20,650 notes2 years ago
asgardreid:
“ teddyhearted:
“incredibly cursed image
”
This is some Dunwich Borers shit
”

asgardreid:

teddyhearted:

incredibly cursed image

This is some Dunwich Borers shit

(via whatevenisaquid)

5,418 notes2 years ago

sexycontainmentprocedures:

I paid 30 dollars to access personal records (had to look someone’s criminal history up) so to get my money’s worth after getting my information I started looking up everyone I know and @thefoggygolem‘s only picture on a criminal records site by legal name is fucking this 

image

(btw Fogs doesn’t even have a speeding ticket, good guy)

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111 notes2 years ago

(Source: trantifa, via probablyfakeblonde)

37,063 notes2 years ago
yourgoat:
“ wwhitescienceblackheart:
“ ask-koki-kariya:
“ the-small-spoon:
“ free him
”
free him
”
free him
”
Fools….he is sealed for our protection
”
The containment procedures for this thing are ridden with scatology and [REDACTED]s . _.

yourgoat:

wwhitescienceblackheart:

ask-koki-kariya:

the-small-spoon:

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

The containment procedures for this thing are ridden with scatology and [REDACTED]s . _.

(Source: poolmyths, via timurmurtazin)

225,317 notes2 years ago

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13,298 notes2 years ago
moontouched-moogle:
“ dontneedfeminism2:
“ hominishostilis:
“ peashooter85:
“Another bad day at the range.
”
Well shit.”
Does somebody want to explain to me how that happens?
”
probably something jammed in the barrel causing the explosive force to...

moontouched-moogle:

dontneedfeminism2:

hominishostilis:

peashooter85:

Another bad day at the range.

Well
shit.

Does somebody want to explain to me how that happens?

probably something jammed in the barrel causing the explosive force to burst the barrel itself

Mythbusters tried this and didn’t work, so obviously that’s not all there is to this picture.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

288 notes2 years ago

radish-al:

hey hey tumblr so like i just gotta just gotta ask what the fuck brought you to that conclusion

(via rustywidget)

1,029 notes2 years ago