Sculpted by Kevon Ward and maybe you think this is one of those cases where a “realistic interpretation” goes over the top but really this is 100% what they would have looked like if they were alive.
I paid 30 dollars to access personal records (had to look someone’s criminal history up) so to get my money’s worth after getting my information I started looking up everyone I know and @thefoggygolem‘s only picture on a criminal records site by legal name is fucking this
(btw Fogs doesn’t even have a speeding ticket, good guy)