When some young lovers walk along the trail in a park, they might have the urge to carve their names/initials and a heart within as a cute expression of their love that could outlast their lifetime. Sometimes cut a little too deep and remove the bark entirely when tracing a heart. In hiking culture, this is considered a dick move who believe in “Leave No Trace Behind”. It damages the tree by disrupting its flow of nutrients and expose itself to insects who could carry pathogens. As a complete ‘homebody’, I found this information new and influenced to rethink trees as flesh. Delicious flesh trees.
so id like to tell you something, like, in the context of cryptid sightings
specifically, id like to tell you some things about cattle
they dont look like they move fast, but, in fact, they do. they move very fast, and theyre capable of doing so quietly
if a cow is black and has white spots, or if it is white and has black spots, both the white and black bits come together in the approximate shape of a cow
but in the dark, you cant see the black parts, and the white parts do NOT, form the approximate shape of a cow
what im saying is that i have at certain times been walking in the fields on a night with low visibility and i have, at certain times, seen an indistinct white shape zoom past me, and i am at least 95% sure it was a cow. and that if you see a white shape zoom past you in a field at night, it is also probably at least 95% of a cow
Anonymous: Just a heads up, but bofa is used as in the term "both of them balls in the mouth" or "bo-fa-dem balls in the mouth". that ask was a troll ask probably.
In 2001, some people in Delhi, India reportedly seen a monkey-like creature who appeared at night and attacked people. Eyewitness described him about 4 feet tall, covered in hair, with a metal helmet, metal claws, glowing red eyes and three buttons on its chest. Many people reported being scratched and two died because of panic, but the “monkey man” was never caught.
A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys
If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet
Anonymous: Just a heads up, but bofa is used as in the term "both of them balls in the mouth" or "bo-fa-dem balls in the mouth". that ask was a troll ask probably.
