videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

raw footage of cryptid caught on video

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755,648 notes2 years ago
i-gwarth:
“ arielmh:
“ “We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as...

i-gwarth:

arielmh:

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
[x]

And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

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228,464 notes2 years ago

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

my buddy mike got to attend a switch preview event at area 51

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the console is out in a week why are they like this

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51,554 notes2 years ago

papayapanda:

primebib:

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

Battle for dominance in the game dome

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181,756 notes2 years ago
snerf:
“ spunkypunx:
“what cryptid is this
”
me
”
must secure… must contain… leg…

snerf:

spunkypunx:

what cryptid is this

me

must secure… must contain… leg…

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112,975 notes2 years ago

Learning that glass is neither solid nor liquid has been the biggest fuckening of my brain I’ve had in my life. I actually felt dirty after learning such a thing.

150 notes2 years ago
torakoneko:
“ primedoverlord:
“ did-you-kno:
“ A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and...

torakoneko:

primedoverlord:

did-you-kno:

A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence. Source Source 2

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I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough! 

@creepycreepyspacewizard millie?

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10,707 notes2 years ago
cheggerspartyquiz:
“ hotsaucecommitteeparttwo:
“oh no
”
i think were dealing with an actual metaphysical being here
”

cheggerspartyquiz:

hotsaucecommitteeparttwo:

oh no

i think were dealing with an actual metaphysical being here

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43,937 notes2 years ago

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

“failed” panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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446,842 notes2 years ago
sexycontainmentprocedures:
“ adeadfreelancer:
“i fucking hate you
”
Memetics Orientation Part II: We’re Sorry for Your Loss
”
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sexycontainmentprocedures:

adeadfreelancer:

i fucking hate you

Memetics Orientation Part II: We’re Sorry for Your Loss

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187 notes2 years ago