turing-tested:

end0skeletal:

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

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talkingcarcass8:

glunks:

Not a lot of weather goin on I guess

you fool Pig Nose has been controlling the weather for centuries

Anomaly Contained . _.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

trashfirefallon:

croagunk:

…❓

friends

confirmed

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inuleeli:

shiftythrifting:

Found this fucker in a bird cage at a flea market in Columbus flea market NJ.

@gearholder

what SCP is this?

[DATA EXPUNGED]

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airdeari:

airdeari:

airdeari:

when ur looking for ur printer driver CD to help out ur dad and u find a relic

I’m pretty sure it’s a demo of a yugioh soundtrack (which I already own the full version of) (but I didn’t own that icon) (which is going to become the favicon for my personal website very shortly)

Let me explain to you a couple things about what the fuck just happened to me when I clicked on kaiba.exe.

1. My screen resolution on my primary monitor was reduced to 640x480 while the game displayed in the top 640x480 pixels of my second monitor.
2. Dan Green yelled “Greetings duelists!” and told me I was about to go on a hecking archaeological dig or some nonsense and also I could listen to some tunes
   
3. the title of the window for this fourteen-year-old program is simply “kaiba” because no one ever expected it to be read
4. Seto Kaiba’s goddamn eyeballs follow the movement of your mouse

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loiterer87:

Yep, it is some more SCP related stuff…

Also this is my first attempt at colouring something using my brand shiny new graphics tablet!

So, yeah, it’s SCP-2521. Possibly one of the more interesting ones in terms of story telling, seriously go check it out.

SCP-2521 belongs to LurkD.

Also, yes, the artist is a rough approximation of me. In real life my hair is muuuuch messier…

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sexycontainmentprocedures:

get ur Foundation-issued dank kush it’s a BEST SELLER

Front company

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