sexycontainmentprocedures:

containing human SCPs like 

Just don’t tell the ethics committee

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1,666 notes1 year ago

drownthearchitect:

undergroundghosts:

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

Dude I think you went to hell

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349,281 notes1 year ago

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47,771 notes1 year ago

durbikins:

Hatsune Miku concerts are one big rhythm game where you have to shake your glowstick on beat with everyone else in the audience. If you’re off rhythm, Miku will notice you within the crowd and steal your life force.

59,535 notes1 year ago
darksilvania:
“ 177-ILLBIS [Ibis-Illness]
-Poison/Flying
- The Sick pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“This pokemon is constantly sick, infected by an unknown virus that seams to only affect its kind to its full extent, yet, it...

darksilvania:

177-ILLBIS [Ibis-Illness]
-Poison/Flying
- The Sick pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“This pokemon is constantly sick, infected by an unknown virus that seams to only affect its kind to its full extent, yet, it can cause sever poisoning on others animals. This pokemon cronic illment makes it very reslient to any other cause of affliction, it is literaly so sick it cant get sick from anything else.”
-Moveset:
    -Wing Attack
    -Venom Drench
    -Peck
    -Roost

178-VERMINGO [Vermin-Flamingo]
-Poison/Flying
- The Pandemic pokemon
-Ability: Healer/Natural Cure- Regenerator(HA)
-“After a lifetime affected by a terrible disease, this pokemon has become inmune to any kind of viruses and bacterias, allowing them to get in prey on sick pokemon without worrying of getting sick themselves. This pokemon is naturally atracted to ill pokemon and person, and will often stick around  for as long as they are sick, nevertheless the outcome of the sickness.”
-Moveset:
    -Drill Peck
    -Venoshock
    -Sludge Bomb
    -Purify

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2,235 notes1 year ago

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110 notes1 year ago
bootykun:
“ malformalady:
“ Hand-shaped icicle
”
no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident
no fuck you nature fuck you
”

bootykun:

malformalady:

Hand-shaped icicle

no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident

no fuck you nature fuck you

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189,226 notes1 year ago

HORG →

nenezz:

nenezz:

i typed “horg” into the search bar and found this site which taxonomically categorizes those little plastic clips you find on bread bags

image
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this is blowing my fucking mind

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70,605 notes1 year ago

perelka-l:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

hot things to say during sex 

  1. harder
  2. go deeper
  3. I’m gonna come
  4. don’t stop 
  5. misbehavior is subject to review and/or discipline by the Ethics Committee
  6. Alto Clef, I am a man of my word 
  7. Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light. Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other’s lives in their hands. Yesterday, I watched a man I admired gunned down for leaving a rose for a girl whose life was tattered by trauma she never deserved. Today, she doesn’t remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming. Yesterday, I watched a group of soldiers go down fighting against the corpses of comrades who’d died before them. Today, we test another sample, this time on children. Yesterday, I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about. Today, it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever. Yesterday, I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing. Today, he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior. Yesterday, I watched hundreds of men and women in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and fire. Today, hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country. Yesterday, I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream. Today, I’m alive to write about it. You want happy endings? Fuck you. You’re alive to read it. God help us all. Secure. Contain. Protect.
  8.  

9. Are We Cool Yet?

10. HELL

(3 minute pause)

HELL

(3 minute pause)

HELL

(3 minute pause)

HELP US.

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329 notes1 year ago
thescpfoundationisgay:
“SCP-2852 “Cousin Johnny” Object Class: Keter is gay
”

thescpfoundationisgay:

SCP-2852 “Cousin Johnny” Object Class: Keter is gay

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254 notes1 year ago