hewwo… OwO this is whewre ur gowing to wive indefinitewy. (~˘▾˘)~ we took awl ur human wights away and youwll newer see daywight again (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ pwease compwy uwu
im gonna break your fucking knees
owo? wewl, theat’s nawt vewy nice (´・ω・`) wooks wike someone’s getting weported to the Effics Cummittee~ (≧◡≦)
I’m going to fucking help them break your knees.
*shaking spray-can of Class-A amnestics* stawp! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ do not appwoach, or I will be forwced to do sumthing cwuel and unusuwal (◕‿◕) secuwity firwst [• ε •]
I will report this to the Ethics Comitee and have them summarily break your knees.
Hatsune Miku concerts are one big rhythm game where you have to shake your glowstick on beat with everyone else in the audience. If you’re off rhythm, Miku will notice you within the crowd and steal your life force.
The Beluga whale- Or, as most of you call it ‘SCP-682’
Yep, we’re doing one of those information/fact things again! I’ve been digging around and found some interesting bits to share with everyone.
The beluga whale we’re focusing on today was washed up about 5,000 miles east of Moscow (Russia). It was found by soldiers stationed on Russia’s far-eastern territory. Later on, it became known as the ‘Moscow Monster’, and was mistaken for a washed up Plasiosaur.
The corpse found was approx 20ft long! The carcass was taken away by Russian Special Services for ‘in-depth studies’. Years have passed since and no one has heard a thing about where the carcass went.
No, that is literally it! I do not have anything else on this thing! It’s /gone/.
Here is what it would have looked like alive:
Such a cutie!
Reblogging for recent asker. 1 image is outdated but here.
-Roth
