Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon were Dutch students who disappeared on April 1, 2014, while hiking in Panama. After an extensive search, portions of their bodies were found a few months later although how they died could not be determined.
You forgot the creepy part where their camera was found with pictures on it that weren’t taken by either of them
how is the year 2018 even real? how are the SCPs numbered higher than 3000 even real? all of it sounds fake. it all sounds like sci-fi bullshit. the world got fake a while ago and this is a dream
It’s the soft, “motherfucker,” that just destroys me every time.
i sincerely want to work at this summer camp, jesus christ
is it just west coasters who try to summon demons at summer camp, or is it because i kept getting stuck at bible camps that nobody ever did this shit
NOOOOOO. I worked at a camp and we were divided into patrols of like six people for time off right? Well, one night I was hanging out in the staff cottage, which is on the edge of this lake and in the woods. I was doing my thing watching Tangled, no clue what the others were up to and BAM. These mother fuckers bring in. An. Effing. Ouija Board.
Six teenage girls. In a cabin. In the pitch dark woods. In the middle of true nowhere.
I was out of there so fucking fast.
My campers attempted to sacrifice me to various demons a few times. They also worshipped a zucchini. Another counselor started a cult of Cthulhu last year. Hailing me as a demon god became a camp-wide meme.
Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason
this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck