Anonymous: Is it... physically possible for SCP-999 to be a furry?


scp-wiki-official:

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~Fantem

69 notes1 year ago

sexycontainmentprocedures:

Item #: I’m Gay

Object Class: I’m Gay

Special Containment Procedures: Gay

Description: Gay

257 notes1 year ago

literal-ghost:

potedo:

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

(via whatevenisaquid)

253,229 notes1 year ago

magicalrebelchild:

sixpenceee:

Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon were Dutch students who disappeared on April 1, 2014, while hiking in Panama. After an extensive search, portions of their bodies were found a few months later although how they died could not be determined.

You forgot the creepy part where their camera was found with pictures on it that weren’t taken by either of them

(Source: sixpenceee, via flipywaterboy)

4,470 notes1 year ago

outofcontextdickmasters:

discord knows something we don’t

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

4,850 notes1 year ago

sexycontainmentprocedures:

how is the year 2018 even real? how are the SCPs numbered higher than 3000 even real? all of it sounds fake. it all sounds like sci-fi bullshit. the world got fake a while ago and this is a dream

(via timurmurtazin)

60 notes1 year ago

glumshoe:

thedoctorknits:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

kingvoracious:

glumshoe:

This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)

It’s the soft, “motherfucker,” that just destroys me every time.

i sincerely want to work at this summer camp, jesus christ

is it just west coasters who try to summon demons at summer camp, or is it because i kept getting stuck at bible camps that nobody ever did this shit

NOOOOOO. I worked at a camp and we were divided into patrols of like six people for time off right? Well, one night I was hanging out in the staff cottage, which is on the edge of this lake and in the woods. I was doing my thing watching Tangled, no clue what the others were up to and BAM. These mother fuckers bring in. An. Effing. Ouija Board.

Six teenage girls. In a cabin. In the pitch dark woods. In the middle of true nowhere.

I was out of there so fucking fast.

My campers attempted to sacrifice me to various demons a few times. They also worshipped a zucchini. Another counselor started a cult of Cthulhu last year. Hailing me as a demon god became a camp-wide meme.

Summer camp brings out the weirdest from people.

(via kitana-coldfire)

185,173 notes1 year ago
blazing-forge:
“ theonion:
“Unidentified Wooden Pole Leaning Against Garage Wall”
Resident refuses to throw it out, saying “I can use this for something, no point in wasting it”, despite its complete disuse for multiple years.
”

blazing-forge:

theonion:

Unidentified Wooden Pole Leaning Against Garage Wall

Resident refuses to throw it out, saying “I can use this for something, no point in wasting it”, despite its complete disuse for multiple years.

(via endarkculi)

649 notes1 year ago

ask-oncies-jizz:

pipistrellus:

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

(via timurmurtazin)

107,521 notes1 year ago

sketchy-red-dude:

paper-mario-wiki:

acoolguy:

nogirlfriend:

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape

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SCP

Sandler Containment Procedures

(Source: hungwy, via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

93,673 notes1 year ago