Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real
- I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
- Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
- Their social media person/people
- Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
- Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
- Seriously, are their social media people okay?
- Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
- Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug
good reasons
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some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:
foundation member: uhh O5 council members aren’t supposed to interact with scps
O5 about to invent the thaumiel class: oh, you haven’t heard?
This is slander
This is canon.
There is no canon.
O5 about to invent the canon: oh, you haven’t heard?
Different O5s, holding other canons: dude really we were first
Anyone in this thread smoke weed
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I found it in the parking lot at the Domino’s I work at.
I’m almost certain that’s cursed
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What To Do With Left Over Halloween Motion Sensor
(Source: catgifcentral, via silver-tongues-blog)
Half the lights at Walmart shut off for some reason
Walmart survival horror game
So, a Tuesday
I swear to God that sign says ‘slayaway’
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If you dip your face into freshly-fallen snow and take a picture of the imprint with your flash on, you’ll likely end up with a 3D image of your face. Source Source 2 Source 3
Photo: @xlhub
Photo: @hetklokhuis
Photo: @Harm040
Photo: @ADnl
Photo: @ADnl
Of course, it doesn’t always work out… hence the word “might”:
Photo: @TeamTychoEnGuus
These are fucking horrifying
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