At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.
BUT
The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.
There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?
show me this canoe where all the Canucks get it on
The Sex Canoe is a national treasure, and it’s whereabouts is a closely guarded secret. The RCMP keep it moving to ensure that information leaks only represent a short-term threat. Photography is not allowed.
the last thing you want is leaks in your sex canoe
canoe is interesting in that it’s basically a double mistranslation for the thing that we officially call a Canadian hatching chamber
“Choke: Witness for Peace, 1998, 34” x 4" x 4", wooden baseball bat, eye of vertebrata (fish, amphibian, reptile, bird and mammal)“
Item: Club From Beyond; negates any attempts to avoid the strike (including feats like Dodge) by watching its target with its many eyes. The longer it is kept by a character, the stronger their urge to hit someone with it.
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The production manager did not believe Mr. Swenson’s report of the strange phenomena. When they both returned to the factory floor, they found that the “wall” was no longer there. But the production workers had noticed the effect as occurring early in the morning when humidity was lower, so they agreed to try again another day. The second attempt was successful, and early in the morning the field underneath the “tent” was strong enough to raise even the short, curly hair of the production manager. The “invisible wall” effect had returned. He commented that he “didn’t know whether to fix it or sell tickets.”
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not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess
@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate
you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”
someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory
the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true
wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius
King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.
Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK
