education in level 4 staff be like

drgears-site-19:

gears: two doctorate degrees from mit

clef: a psych degree and a medical licence to practice from harvard, full residency

rights: doctorate from berkley

bright: rode a full scholarship through yale

kondraki: crumpled high school diploma and a stale cheeto

(Source: thefriendlyvandal, via hisclockworkservants)

108 notes3 years ago

Wonder if SCP-526 could make a good playground for Able :/

4 notes3 years ago

(Source: glassbottomairplane, via slapmango)

229,183 notes3 years ago
eric-coldfire:
“ qrieves:
“ uoa:
“ tinysquids:
“ toxicwinner:
“ me
”
I fucking quit
”
i hate art
”
“where’s your homework” ”
*remembers The Emperor’s New Clothes story*
What was that thing about repeating history if you don’t learn from it?
”
Man,...

eric-coldfire:

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

“where’s your homework”

*remembers The Emperor’s New Clothes story*

What was that thing about repeating history if you don’t learn from it?

Man, FUCK Are We Cool Yet?, pretentious bunch of enema enthusiasts, the lot of them.

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via eric-coldfire)

358,368 notes3 years ago

(Source: blackoutravendeathsdoor, via funfetti-cakke)

134 notes3 years ago

castielcampbell:

summershadowtwin:

fuckshitasscunt:

Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

There is no spoon

there is no scientist

(Source: lospaziobianco, via kitana-coldfire)

1,017,236 notes3 years ago

weloveshortvideos:

mankind stands no chance

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via kitana-coldfire)

910,048 notes3 years ago

karosiv:

bs-random:

theokaythermos:

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SOME PLANT SPAWN OF SATAN AN AQUATIC VULTURE COMING TO TAKE MY SOUL TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHAT THE FUCK

OK, I googled “Red feathery swimmy thing” and this is what i found.

This is a Red Feather Star, a member of the Crinoid family and a close relative to regular seastars, It’s long feathery arms help it to filter particles of food out of the water and allow it to swim (see above).

It’s harmless, but I will admit it is rather spooky looking…

Reason not to go into the ocean #7,891:

FEATHER SATAN STAR!

I wonder if it could make a good sashimi

(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

99,423 notes3 years ago

Holder Of The Foundation - SCP Foundation →

Notes to self: Much like rigatoni and spaghetti, different pastas of the creepy kind must never be mixed. Fuck . _.

2 notes3 years ago