education in level 4 staff be like
gears: two doctorate degrees from mit
clef: a psych degree and a medical licence to practice from harvard, full residency
rights: doctorate from berkley
bright: rode a full scholarship through yale
kondraki: crumpled high school diploma and a stale cheeto
(Source: thefriendlyvandal, via hisclockworkservants)
Wonder if SCP-526 could make a good playground for Able :/

uoa:
me
I fucking quit
i hate art
“where’s your homework”
*remembers The Emperor’s New Clothes story*
What was that thing about repeating history if you don’t learn from it?
Man, FUCK Are We Cool Yet?, pretentious bunch of enema enthusiasts, the lot of them.
(Source: thefakeoriginal, via eric-coldfire)










Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence
There is no spoon
there is no scientist
(Source: lospaziobianco, via kitana-coldfire)


OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SOME PLANT SPAWN OF SATAN AN AQUATIC VULTURE COMING TO TAKE MY SOUL TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHAT THE FUCK
OK, I googled “Red feathery swimmy thing” and this is what i found.
This is a Red Feather Star, a member of the Crinoid family and a close relative to regular seastars, It’s long feathery arms help it to filter particles of food out of the water and allow it to swim (see above).
It’s harmless, but I will admit it is rather spooky looking…
Reason not to go into the ocean #7,891:
FEATHER SATAN STAR!
I wonder if it could make a good sashimi
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
Holder Of The Foundation - SCP Foundation →
Notes to self: Much like rigatoni and spaghetti, different pastas of the creepy kind must never be mixed. Fuck . _.









