hijabiswag:
“ in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.
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hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

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209,172 notes2 years ago
cerise-the-traveling-artist:
“ mp-knight:
“ lonelyasfuckman:
“ Woytober day 3! Which is Wander’s Monster Monday. He’s a cryptid nicknamed “banjo man”. He plays the banjo at 4 am and it’s annoying as heck.
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I don’t know if I shall be scared or…
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I...

cerise-the-traveling-artist:

mp-knight:

lonelyasfuckman:

Woytober day 3! Which is Wander’s Monster Monday. He’s a cryptid nicknamed “banjo man”. He plays the banjo at 4 am and it’s annoying as heck.

I don’t know if I shall be scared or…

I want to believe ;w;

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413 notes2 years ago
eric-coldfire:
“ simon-newman:
“ my-wandering-ghost:
“ fem-usa:
“ sixpenceee:
“ The above is a 99 million year old lizard trapped in amber.
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free him
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This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park
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The moment HE is freed the World will come to an...

eric-coldfire:

simon-newman:

my-wandering-ghost:

fem-usa:

sixpenceee:

The above is a 99 million year old lizard trapped in amber.

free him

This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park

The moment HE is freed the World will come to an end.

There are 4 movies listing reasons why we should not free him.

Keep him secured, keep him contained, keep him protected . _.

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22,672 notes2 years ago
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im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

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hope this helps

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

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here you go

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

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hope this is helpful

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

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okay

oh shit is that an alien

yeah

oh wow

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179,299 notes2 years ago

babylonian:

PSA: please avoid the video that got posted on the Polygon YouTube channel earlier tonight

We’re not sure how it got uploaded in the first place, but it’s causing technical issues for many users — it seems like it might be the result of a massive security flaw in YouTube’s backend, and it appears to be serving as a vector for some form of malware. 

We’re working closely with YouTube to get the video removed, but in the meantime: avoid watching it at all costs, as the effects could be devastating. Thanks for bearing with us!

(Source: twitter.com, via kalianos)

14,521 notes2 years ago

cum-vaper:

SCP

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13,312 notes2 years ago

MYSTERY STORY TIME

221cbakerstreet:

latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

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And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

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As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

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Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

spatial dislocation event . _.

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358,447 notes2 years ago
jayce:
“ quest item
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jayce:

quest item

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51,082 notes2 years ago

munova:

paper-mario-wiki:

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…the main tune is eerie by nature, but THIS SOUNDS SO UN-SPOOK

WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED

(Source: charlesoberonn, via norav2)

471,997 notes2 years ago
manicpixiedreamalien:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source...

manicpixiedreamalien:

did-you-kno:

Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source Source 2

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imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these

on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be

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233,069 notes2 years ago