fairycrownofstars:

fukushima daisies look like computer glitches

(via endarkculi)

i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse:

meltdraw:

geostatonary:

sixpenceee:

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

delightfully disturbing….

(via funfetti-cakke)

Dr. Epiphany “Piff” Trebuchet is one of the Foundation’s most diminutive and least talkative researchers [REDACTED FOR BREVITY] She is 31 years old, slightly over one meter tall, and requires a two-step foot stool to be present in any lab she happens to be working in.

• SCP-811 (Swamp Woman): Adult, 171cm tol
• SCP-040 (Evolution’s Child): 8 years old, 100cm
  

PIFF SO SMOL ; 3;

apollyna:

[SCP-1802], “Skip”, is a cute little bugger.

perelka-l:

maraquanwocky:

maraquanwocky:

You are challenged by Elite Four Alto!

@goodkingbanana these are the pokemon he’d have. a trash team for a trash man

Okay but tell me why he wouldn’t have a klefki.

(via perelka-l)

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

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