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“ The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via...

hotcommunist:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

Don’t these things get degaussed after 30 years or something?

That should be just a piece of plastic by now

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475,906 notes6 years ago

hybbat:

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merryxigmas:

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merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

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WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Every damn Christmas season we all listen to the exact same music, eat the exact same food, put up the exact same decorations, and watch the exact same movies that have existed since our parents were children at least if not longer. Why on earth would you expect them to change the commercials?

Can we just accept that Christmas is its own miserable bubble of space-time we’re forced to enter at the beginning of December where on rare occasions some poor object or media gets left behind in it and becomes another piece in the undying collection of the Christmas space-time it uses to eternally torment us.

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511,910 notes6 years ago

fat-mabari:

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Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening

For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny.

“We would like to sincerely thank the persons responsible as it made our day when we pulled up what we expected to be hundreds of pictures of coyotes, foxes and raccoons. Thank you to the citizens who noticed the cameras. Your effort and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.”

I’d like to think that this is just how people in Kansas naturally behave at night.

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122,509 notes6 years ago

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apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

the firste meyme

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And my favorite one here

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I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

snail aliens, or snaliens,

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

ok thats even funnier

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338,210 notes6 years ago
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“ 1 like = ask her whats wrong
1 share = wipe away her tears
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secure her trust, contain her sadness, protect her smile

thebluezebra:

1 like = ask her whats wrong
1 share = wipe away her tears

secure her trust, contain her sadness, protect her smile

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33,015 notes6 years ago

robotindisguise: What was the first thing ever posted on Tumblr?


topherchris:

topherchris:

That’s a great question! Anyone have any guesses??

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1,430 notes6 years ago
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“There’s a strange noise coming from the ocean floor in a remote area near the Arctic. Local Inuit described the noises as ‘pings,’ ‘hums,’ or ‘beeps,’ and noted that the sounds are scaring away local sea mammals and wildlife. Theories...

did-you-kno:

There’s a strange noise coming from the ocean floor in a remote area near the Arctic. Local Inuit described the noises as ‘pings,’ ‘hums,’ or ‘beeps,’ and noted that the sounds are scaring away local sea mammals and wildlife. Theories on the source of the sound range from an iron mining corporation to submarines to secret military experiments, but so far nobody knows what it really is. Source

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2,898 notes6 years ago

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The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

will always reblog
The Bus

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118,475 notes6 years ago

can lizards be stopped?

sauteedchildren:

shinybeedrill:

targents:

short answer: no

what is the long answer?

definitely not

Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682

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343,458 notes6 years ago