Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.
this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck
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Please tell me folks aren’t about to trip over a man carrying a ladder
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:
You all were just gonna let me go through the rest of my life without knowing this is the name of these things
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goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.
Is that Seth Everman?
One of them
excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you
oh yeah and this is a really bad post
(via neonchurro)
a nerf gun but with real bullets
a nerf sword with real bullets
a super soaker that shoots real water
where do i get my hands on fake water?
cant promise youll get your hands on it though
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“Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]
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It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d8709c8c5505686ca818a06394dfb8a3/tumblr_p6lpxaBriH1uky4nio1_640.jpg)
Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]
It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it
seriously?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spreepark i guess the park shut down a couple years before the cocaine thing happened but yes
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