THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOOD
THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS
ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS
the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS.
My fave.
There is no Miss Zarves.
There is no nineteenth story.
Sorry.
How about the kid that fell asleep and rolled out a window and landed on the gym teacher unscathed
these books fucked me up good. wasn’t one kid a potato?
christ and the kid who got stuck in the class that didn’t exist and started not existing too that fucked me up EAT A DICK MISS ZARVES
was there a story about a pencil sharpener that make your fingers sharp so you could write on your tests in your own blood and get perfect grades but you would be dying, or did i just dream about that?
Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake.
Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless — white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake.
They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at.
As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator.
Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans
These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats.
This is really cool.
They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away.
I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi shit.
wtf i couldnt help but draw what i imagine this angry lizard looks like. feathers are cool
i was inspired to check it all out bc i follow @scp682 you’re a Neato reptile
I like it when people depict 682 with actual skin on his face.
Like, so many others do him with the skull bare just from looking at the original image, which is supposed to be of after having major injuries man, it doesn’t make sense.
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”
Wait, are all these stories about crocodiles? Maybe crocodiles are just controlling scientists’ minds so that they’ll be studied more.
