SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”.
They did have some good Taco Tuesdays…..to bad most of the staff then died of food poisoning.
While evidence concerning the fate of Site 13 may be unclear, everything we know ʰᵒᶫᶫᵒʷpoints to a dire outcome. The mystery gatlingers in our minds, captivating our imaginations. We may never figure out howitzer came to pass, but all I know is that whatever transpired at Site 13 should make us all unuzi.
To better understand what happened to Site 13, we need to go back to the early 1980s, when Bill Clinton was-
SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”. The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.
In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since.