mal-0:
“ SCP 504: CRITICAL TOMATOES “ SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer...

mal-0:

SCP 504: CRITICAL TOMATOES

SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”.

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100 notes7 years ago

cyberimplant:

Alexey Andreev

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7,026 notes7 years ago
scpcontainmentbreach:
“ โœŒ ๐Ÿ‘Žโ˜ผโœŒ♦โœ‹โ˜ โ˜ โœ‹ ๐Ÿ‘Žโœ‹๐Ÿ‘Ž โšโ˜ž ๐Ÿ’ฃโœก โ˜žโœŒโœŸโšโœžโ˜ผโœ‹โ„โ˜œ ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘โ—˜
”

scpcontainmentbreach:

✌ 👎☼✌♦✋☠☝ ✋ 👎✋👎 ⚐☞ 💣✡ ☞✌✟⚐✞☼✋❄☜ 💧👍◘

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33 notes7 years ago

thefoggygolem:

antipuff:

thehauntedreader:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

arickale-ofscp:

What didn’t happen to site 13?

  • anything good
  • anything ethically sound
  • anything sanitary
  • anything non-concerning in general

They did have some good Taco Tuesdays…..to bad most of the staff then died of food poisoning.  

While evidence concerning the fate of Site 13 may be unclear, everything we know ʰᵒᶫᶫᵒʷpoints to a dire outcome.  The mystery gatlingers in our minds, captivating our imaginations.  We may never figure out howitzer came to pass, but all I know is that whatever transpired at Site 13 should make us all unuzi.  

To better understand what happened to Site 13, we need to go back to the early 1980s, when Bill Clinton was-

Round pegs.

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69 notes7 years ago

Put one of SCP-315′s discs into SCP-1756.

5 notes7 years ago

adurot: รฉs el que acaba de colpejar a l'atzar un idioma en el traductor de google ?


adurot:

gearholder:

image

I have no idea how to process this response…

Course ya don’t, you’re not cool. Yet B/

18 notes7 years ago
daily-scp:
“ 2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”
“ SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police...

daily-scp:

2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”

SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”.  The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.

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147 notes7 years ago

coolthingoftheday:

In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

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For the love of 343, pick up your toys AWCY è__é

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344,456 notes7 years ago

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6,110 notes7 years ago

n-drangle:

weloveshortvideos:

“Dude, this pool party is off the chain”

Irl glitch

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172,389 notes7 years ago