commanderchrist:

commanderchrist:

one of the best burger joints i’ve been to in my life is from my home city.  the only problem is, the entrance is guarded by a giant naked baby spectre.  so, you really have to earn your burger there.

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probably thought i was pullin’ shit out of my ass, huh?  he’s real.

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2,361 notes6 years ago
fuckingflorida:
“ How real Floridians feel about all hurricanes
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fuckingflorida:

How real Floridians feel about all hurricanes

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8,598 notes6 years ago

glumshoe:

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

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124,031 notes6 years ago
blautr-bleikr:
“ deity sightings
(i always wanted to paint more over my photos, so here’s baby’s first steps)
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blautr-bleikr:

deity sightings

(i always wanted to paint more over my photos, so here’s baby’s first steps)

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17,198 notes6 years ago
hijabiswag:
“ in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.
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hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

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210,095 notes6 years ago
cerise-the-traveling-artist:
“ mp-knight:
“ lonelyasfuckman:
“ Woytober day 3! Which is Wander’s Monster Monday. He’s a cryptid nicknamed “banjo man”. He plays the banjo at 4 am and it’s annoying as heck.
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I don’t know if I shall be scared or…
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I...

cerise-the-traveling-artist:

mp-knight:

lonelyasfuckman:

Woytober day 3! Which is Wander’s Monster Monday. He’s a cryptid nicknamed “banjo man”. He plays the banjo at 4 am and it’s annoying as heck.

I don’t know if I shall be scared or…

I want to believe ;w;

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432 notes6 years ago
eric-coldfire:
“ simon-newman:
“ my-wandering-ghost:
“ fem-usa:
“ sixpenceee:
“ The above is a 99 million year old lizard trapped in amber.
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free him
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This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park
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The moment HE is freed the World will come to an...

eric-coldfire:

simon-newman:

my-wandering-ghost:

fem-usa:

sixpenceee:

The above is a 99 million year old lizard trapped in amber.

free him

This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park

The moment HE is freed the World will come to an end.

There are 4 movies listing reasons why we should not free him.

Keep him secured, keep him contained, keep him protected . _.

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22,696 notes6 years ago
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im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

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hope this helps

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

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here you go

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

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hope this is helpful

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

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okay

oh shit is that an alien

yeah

oh wow

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183,841 notes6 years ago

babylonian:

PSA: please avoid the video that got posted on the Polygon YouTube channel earlier tonight

We’re not sure how it got uploaded in the first place, but it’s causing technical issues for many users — it seems like it might be the result of a massive security flaw in YouTube’s backend, and it appears to be serving as a vector for some form of malware. 

We’re working closely with YouTube to get the video removed, but in the meantime: avoid watching it at all costs, as the effects could be devastating. Thanks for bearing with us!

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14,523 notes6 years ago