euphrasiefauchelevent:

pkmndaisuki:

princeloki:

so id like to tell you something, like, in the context of cryptid sightings

specifically, id like to tell you some things about cattle

• they dont look like they move fast, but, in fact, they do. they move very fast, and theyre capable of doing so quietly
  
• if a cow is black and has white spots, or if it is white and has black spots, both the white and black bits come together in the approximate shape of a cow
• but in the dark, you cant see the black parts, and the white parts do NOT, form the approximate shape of a cow

what im saying is that i have at certain times been walking in the fields on a night with low visibility and i have, at certain times, seen an indistinct white shape zoom past me, and i am at least 95% sure it was a cow. and that if you see a white shape zoom past you in a field at night, it is also probably at least 95% of a cow

@queerpyracy

my name is cow
and wen its nite
and yu in fere
a cryptid site
be not afraide -
in mothmans sted
its only me

in serch of bred

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

officialghostfucker:

sunkenyachtclub:

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

(via sakimcgee)

timurmurtazin:

crypticdatesuggestions:

Date a boy who ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓.

@whygoth

Ooh yeah baby, expunge my data

(via timurmurtazin)