scpshitposting:

doctor gears and iceberg coming into the Liz to secure the released scps

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claires 1 and 3 coming into the foundation to release the secured skips

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Global Occult Coalition come in like

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chaos insurgency come in like

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awcy watching as everything explodes

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meanwhile, at prometheus labs

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212 notes6 years ago
scp-wiki-official:
“ stevenwithfood:
“ youknowmyname-notmyblog:
“ sitcorn:
“ neilnevins:
“ ask-me-about-loom:
“ neilnevins:
“ Imprisoned for his crimes
”
He has been contained
”
But for how long
”
You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t...

scp-wiki-official:

stevenwithfood:

youknowmyname-notmyblog:

sitcorn:

neilnevins:

ask-me-about-loom:

neilnevins:

Imprisoned for his crimes

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

@stevenwithfood
is this the scp foundation

I mean basically

it is
~Fantem

299,114 notes6 years ago

der-stein:

bm13:

kristoffs-bizarre-adventure:

stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

It’s the real life SCP-294

Holy shit it is SCP-294

@gearholder

Not only that, it’s the post-Kalinin’s-Proposal version of SCP-294

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276,373 notes6 years ago
superman–thanksforasking:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Japan’s Kayashima Station is built around a 700-year-old tree. When town officials planned to cut down the tree, which is associated with a local deity, there was public outcry. Rumors began to spread about...

superman–thanksforasking:

did-you-kno:

Japan’s Kayashima Station is built around a 700-year-old tree. When town officials planned to cut down the tree, which is associated with a local deity, there was public outcry. Rumors began to spread about the tree being angry and cursing anyone who touched it. Station officials didn’t want to tempt fate, so they built the train platform around the tree and surrounded it with a small shrine. Source Source 2 Source 3

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Japan just survived the opening of a Supernatural episode.

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6,827 notes6 years ago
princeweeniepants:
“ shesavulgarwoman:
“ myunproductiveparadise:
“ Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
”
Why does this not have more notes??
”
Because we’re scared
”
Object Class:...

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

myunproductiveparadise:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

Object Class: Keter

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1,403,710 notes6 years ago

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873 notes6 years ago
runcibility:
“I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
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runcibility:

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

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282,613 notes6 years ago

ve6a:

scuba-sam:

After what feels like forever, this young female juvenile opossum crystal skeleton is finally finished! She had noticeable damage to her skull, which is why I decided to crystalize and dye her entire skeleton. I am pleased with how she came out, and she is available to be added to your collection!! Her skeleton and crystals are attached to a black case, and she has a glass case that attaches to the base.
I have decided not to attempt to ship her, as the crystals could easily be damaged in transit, so I am offering her up to be hand delivered by me! Depending on where you are located, I can deliver her straight to you, or meet you halfway. I am located in North Florida, and would prefer not to travel too far, though I am willing to work that out with whoever is interested. “Shipping” will be paid by the buyer to help me with gas costs, and she is $275 before that. Please contact me here or through any other of my social media!

@drusies 

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3,524 notes6 years ago

For that “glitch in the matrix” thing going around

rosalui:

sigilseer:

prismatic-bell:

Not me, but my mom.

In 1972, she ran away from home. She was gone for several months, and when she got home my grandmother started shaking her and screaming about how someone had told her my mother had no shoes and my grandmother was sure it meant my mom was dead.

She finally calms down, and they piece it together: my grandmother had gotten a phone call from someone who breathed two or three times, said “Cathy’s in bare feet,” and hung up. Except that’s not what they said–my grandmother had written the date in on her calendar, and on that date my mother was in Bare Feet, Arizona. She knew definitively that she was in Bare Feet because on that date she called home to talk to my grandfather, who told her Uncle Jim had died–“got himself shot”–and that she had missed the funeral. Ready for the glitch in the matrix part? Here we go:

–My grandfather had no recollection of the conversation–which would have been a strange conversation indeed, since Uncle Jim was still alive and, in fact, didn’t die until 2009, eight years after my grandfather. However, my mom did miss the funeral, thanks to a delayed flight. Cause of death? Supposedly, it was suicide, but there were enough indications for the family to believe that was a pile of horseshit, not least that shooting himself in the head with the rifle indicated would’ve been near-impossible.

–My mom was going by the name Patricia Danko when she was on the run–she had a fake ID and everything. She hadn’t called herself “Cathy” since leaving home and nobody knew she was traveling under an alias.

–According to my mom, she never gave a name for herself–either Patricia or Cathy–when she was in Bare Feet, and she would’ve had no reason to. Bare Feet had maybe a hundred people in it, and they were just stopping for food and gas.

–This isn’t just an account from my mother–my dad was with her at the time, and he remembers both the phone call and the truckstop.

But that’s not the weirdest nor the creepiest part, which is this:

–I’ve been trying for three years to find Bare Feet, Arizona–on the Internet, on old maps, by talking to old Arizona cowboys, and there was never a Bare Feet, Arizona. My mom convinced my dad to drive “through Bare Feet” on the way back from Texas in 2013 and there was no town anywhere along the highway, not even the abandoned bones of one. I’ve looked for Bare Feet, Barefeet, Bear Feet, Bare Feat, Bare Foot, Barefoot, and Bear Foot. None of these exist.

My mother stopped in a town that doesn’t exist, ate in a restaurant that never was, made a phone call that could not have happened and was apparently answered by a ghost from 40 years in the future, and later that night someone called my grandmother from a number that turned up on her phone bill only as a pay phone in Arizona to say that single sentence, “Cathy’s in Bare Feet.”

I didn’t initially want to reblog things here, but this is just too far up my alley. I think I’ll start collecting stories of incidents like this, weirdling magic at its most potent.

what the mother fuck

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107,692 notes6 years ago