shitpost-senpai:
“ trenchmints:
“ florentineking:
“ congenitaldisease:
“The screenshot above is from a video which was captured back in 2012 of two men dressed in black who entered a hotel in Canada and began asking questions about one of the...

shitpost-senpai:

trenchmints:

florentineking:

congenitaldisease:

The screenshot above is from a video which was captured back in 2012 of two men dressed in black who entered a hotel in Canada and began asking questions about one of the employees who had recently claimed to see a UFO. The employee was not in work that day but the men asked around about him and his experience. Witnesses claimed that these men had no eyebrows or eyelashes and were wearing wigs.

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why would they go through the trouble of wearing wigs but not apply fake eyebrows or eyelashes?

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Best theory is they’re actually aliens wearing masks.

Aliens in disguise asking questions about a suspected abducted earthling.

It’s about time we saw the Galacticpol actually doing shit about their own damned criminals

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13,390 notes5 years ago

purified-zone:

lesnienka:

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

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302,833 notes5 years ago

wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

so funny video of me eating meat straight from the can

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4,753 notes5 years ago
tastefullyoffensive:
“Retirement goals. (via leebob05)
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tastefullyoffensive:

Retirement goals. (via leebob05)

SCP-1295

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6,968 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: What if there is an SCP foundation and these anomalies are truly out there but the website exists under the guise of community-run stories in a clever attempt to prevent us from ever suspecting it via reverse psychology


gghdos9917jkclapfd:

That is obviously what we are doing. -Roth

The whole thing is one hell of a Pâté de Foie Gras

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dat-soldier:

judgeanon:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

theverge:

There’s an astronaut in a gorilla suit floating around the International Space Station

We have no idea why this suit was deemed essential enough to send into zero gravity, or why Kelly himself found it personally important. But it’s kind of heartwarming to know that even astronauts on the ISS share the ability to keep completely useless and unwieldy items around the home.

Yeah, this doesn’t have “Last moments of recoverable footage" written all over it at all.

APES IN SPACE

New Overwatch map looks great

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67,108 notes5 years ago
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1,744 notes5 years ago
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:
“ chloridecleansing:
“ shakespearwasaflirt:
“ allkillernofiller:
“ @spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
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WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
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??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO...

sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

chloridecleansing:

shakespearwasaflirt:

allkillernofiller:

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

What the fuck is happening

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278,796 notes5 years ago

insanelyfriendlyguy:

@gearholder

The SCP-3939 that never was ; -;

(Source: twitter.com, via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

223,778 notes5 years ago

daimboi:

daimboi:

so this package showed up in the mail today (not my name or number but it does have my correct address). the numbers disconnected and we couldn’t find anything concrete on who the person is either, so me and my dad got curious and we opened it.
it’s just a zip tie. and it’s already fastened. like. you can’t even use this. you can’t reopen it without cutting it. all you can do from this stage is tighten it, and there’s no going back from that.
this is both extremely hilarious because of how useless it is, and also one of the most ominous things to ever arrive under mysterious circumstances. so what the fuck. is this a threat? who paid money for this? what happened here???? can a detective come help me? how do we resolve this?

this is literally haunting my family. we just talked about it for 20 minutes trying to figure anything out and none of us can come up with an explanation. none of us can stop thinking about it. this is a curse

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