gallusrostromegalus:

meckamecha:

myothertardisisonthemun:

numberlover1729:

myothertardisisonthemun:

myothertardisisonthemun:

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

wtf?

Update:

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.

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doyouhearthunder:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

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sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

sludgefriend:

i’m gonna start generating my own conspiracy theories

aliens are dinosaurs that became advanced and fled earth

all water is secretly bad for you

flat universe theory

mushrooms think

WW3 happened but was covered up

moon egg theory

dark fire department

tony hawk soul transplant

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tiktoks-i-like:

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kitvinslakte:

pumpkinpatcher:

hexglyphs:

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate 

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“The Simpsons” was cancelled in 1998. Nobody knows where the new episodes are coming from or how they make it to TV.

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wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

tariqk:

darkvioletcloud:

thefeelofavideogame:

klapollo:

klapollo:

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

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