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The Beluga whale- Or, as most of you call it ‘SCP-682’

Yep, we’re doing one of those information/fact things again! I’ve been digging around and found some interesting bits to share with everyone. 

The beluga whale we’re focusing on today was washed up about 5,000 miles east of Moscow (Russia). It was found by soldiers stationed on Russia’s far-eastern territory. Later on, it became known as the ‘Moscow Monster’, and was mistaken for a washed up Plasiosaur. 

The corpse found was approx 20ft long! The carcass was taken away by Russian Special Services for ‘in-depth studies’. Years have passed since and no one has heard a thing about where the carcass went.

No, that is literally it! I do not have anything else on this thing! It’s /gone/

Here is what it would have looked like alive: 

Such a cutie!

Reblogging for recent asker. 1 image is outdated but here. -Roth

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Originally posted by notabarbiebitch

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2,785 notes5 years ago
chefpyro:
“ chefpyro:
“Sometimes… things
” ”

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Sometimes… things

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173,754 notes5 years ago

great new lifehack

sexycontainmentprocedures:

breach containment and cause a CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about K-Class Scenarios to dispute it.

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74 notes5 years ago
stedilnik:
“Bad and naughty children get put in the SCP petting zoo to atone for their crimes
”

stedilnik:

Bad and naughty children get put in the SCP petting zoo to atone for their crimes

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607 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: A thought came to me that different artists' interpretations/current bodies of Dr. Bright should be called Brightsonas. How do I unthink of this?


gghdos9917jkclapfd:

@iamnotadamnedmonkey this is your legacy

35 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: What if all the weird shit is weird shit because the memetic effects didnt work and our brains are just too unaffected or So Adverse to tht effect that we just ignore them.


gghdos9917jkclapfd:

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- Roth

So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? …I think

31 notes5 years ago

Im gonna draw 999 saying the f word

mal-0:

the-cutethulhu:

mal-0:

redactdead:

You’re gonna make the whole fandom go mad with a single image.

>:3c

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@mal-0 >:3c

THE F WORD IS FRIENDSHIP U HEATHEN

This must be the work of Are We Cool Yet?! ò Aó

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176 notes5 years ago
blaruu:
“Oh boy
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Someone: “He’s Dr. Bright, he’s Dr. Bright, you’re Dr. Bright, I’M DR. BRIGHT!! Are there any other Dr. Brights I should know about?“
Roth: “Me-ow“

blaruu:

Oh boy

Someone: “He’s Dr. Bright, he’s Dr. Bright, you’re Dr. Bright, I’M DR. BRIGHT!! Are there any other Dr. Brights I should know about?“

Roth: “Me-ow“

18 notes5 years ago

SCP-3939 - SCP Foundation →

SHIT, THE MIKU NUMBER IS TAKEN NOW!! ò Aó

HOW LONG AGO WAS IT THO…

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20 notes5 years ago

scp-wiki-official:

severalangrypies:

So… the SCP Foundation logo was on Seasame Street…

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Ah shit. - Roth

Duke ‘till Dawn - Kondraki, 2009

6,388 notes5 years ago