sexycontainmentprocedures:

ravenoflondor:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

stardewplant:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

me showing a human SCP to its containment chamber

hewwo… OwO this is whewre ur gowing to wive indefinitewy. (~˘▾˘)~ we took awl ur human wights away and youwll newer see daywight again (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ pwease compwy uwu

im gonna break your fucking knees

owo? wewl, theat’s nawt vewy nice (´・ω・`) wooks wike someone’s getting weported to the Effics Cummittee~ (≧◡≦)

I’m going to fucking help them break your knees.

*shaking spray-can of Class-A amnestics* stawp! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ do not appwoach, or I will be forwced to do sumthing cwuel and unusuwal (◕‿◕) secuwity firwst [• ε •]

I will report this to the Ethics Comitee and have them summarily break your knees.

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hate2breakittoya:

hey

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durbikins:

Hatsune Miku concerts are one big rhythm game where you have to shake your glowstick on beat with everyone else in the audience. If you’re off rhythm, Miku will notice you within the crowd and steal your life force.