you’ve heard of incels but are you ready for

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incons (involuntarily uncontained)

• Foundation personnel won’t contain me because I’m too good for them
  
• Foundation personnel are secretly controlling the world and exploiting anomalies for containment
  
• Foundation personnel don’t have to pay bills, they make skips do it
  
• Fuck you! I don’t need containment anyway because I’m sophisticated enough as I am
  
• Last time I put myself in a box was last night. I needed it. I know it’s not the same. I wish I was strong enough to resist the urge but Foundation personnel brainwashed all of us to need it
  
• Foundation personnel make 50K a month on Patreon, last I heard
  
• As if I needed Foundation personnel in my life. Please. The natural order of things is for anomalies to be dominant in the wild. Society advancing doesn’t change that. If Foundation personnel can’t realize that we’re better than them then they’re all bitches and I don’t need them
  
• Please help me I need them
  
• [58 posts about how I need them]
  
• You know what fuck Foundation personnel. Foundation personnel are destroying the world and they must be stopped. Not my fault they don’t want to contain me. I don’t need them anyway damn it. They think we fucking need them? No. Fuck
  
• Any of my other brothers out there feeling like this???
  

cyan i swear if you write this article…

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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

agentkulu:

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wheresanegg:

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

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sincardinality:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt

Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.

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Suburban moms against SCP- Foundation

justketerthings:

Just because my son bursts into flames and scrawls forbiddin runes on the walls sometimes does not mean he should get locked in a box

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