I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
it’s back
Satan lemon
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon were Dutch students who disappeared on April 1, 2014, while hiking in Panama. After an extensive search, portions of their bodies were found a few months later although how they died could not be determined.
You forgot the creepy part where their camera was found with pictures on it that weren’t taken by either of them
how is the year 2018 even real? how are the SCPs numbered higher than 3000 even real? all of it sounds fake. it all sounds like sci-fi bullshit. the world got fake a while ago and this is a dream
It’s the soft, “motherfucker,” that just destroys me every time.
i sincerely want to work at this summer camp, jesus christ
is it just west coasters who try to summon demons at summer camp, or is it because i kept getting stuck at bible camps that nobody ever did this shit
NOOOOOO. I worked at a camp and we were divided into patrols of like six people for time off right? Well, one night I was hanging out in the staff cottage, which is on the edge of this lake and in the woods. I was doing my thing watching Tangled, no clue what the others were up to and BAM. These mother fuckers bring in. An. Effing. Ouija Board.
Six teenage girls. In a cabin. In the pitch dark woods. In the middle of true nowhere.
I was out of there so fucking fast.
My campers attempted to sacrifice me to various demons a few times. They also worshipped a zucchini. Another counselor started a cult of Cthulhu last year. Hailing me as a demon god became a camp-wide meme.
