Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real

dennys:

hipotonix:

• I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
  
• Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
• Their social media person/people
• Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
• Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
• Seriously, are their social media people okay?
• Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
• Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug

good reasons

(via lingov)

o5verthinking:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

o5verthinking:

some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:

foundation member: uhh O5 council members aren’t supposed to interact with scps

O5 about to invent the thaumiel class: oh, you haven’t heard?

This is slander

This is canon.

There is no canon.

O5 about to invent the canon: oh, you haven’t heard?

Different O5s, holding other canons: dude really we were first

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

(via timurmurtazin)