Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Everyday, stand in front of the mirror, nude. Keep standing there, checking yourself out, until you’re fully convinced you’re a hot piece of ass.
Pro-tip: Stop if you start feeling aroused instead of confident. It leads to terrible things you have to explain if you get caught.
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the thrilling saga of barbara on a movie date with herself
I feel Barbara on a spiritual level
(via pennycrossed)
Anonymous: What do you think of Putuk? What about Putuk + Ditto? What about Putuk + You? What about Putuk + himself?
Putuk is a nice funny guy. It was fun to hang out with him last year.
Putuk and Ditto? Ship et!
Putuk and Me? Hahaha no.
Putuk and himself? Eeeeh I don’t think he knows how to work with that. XD
I LOVE MYSELF MORE THAT ANYONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD
Self-love and self-amory are two entire different things ‘sef.
Trust me and Sasha on this, we’re the experts - .-
Self Indulgence, Because There Is No-one Else
(Source: derpibooru.org, via hobbsmeerkat)
damn realacorn y u so hotTHAT SECOND ONE THO
The fact she’s being shipped with herself is the best thing
(via probablyfakeblonde)
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