In unrelated news I’m schadenfreuding like crazy at eclipse watchers in cloudy places - 3-
the story of my short life in exactly 20 seconds
I hate everything
I can relate. :\
Hah >:yc
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When u smol and u go to the 5 ft area in the pool with your tol friend
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debby’s half impressed, half in love, and half mad because theresa could actually do it
i remember a height difference i just forgot what it was
Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real.
Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing
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why tall friends are great
- they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
- excellent hiding spot
- they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
- can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend
drawbacks
- what do their faces look like
- they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here
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- hugs are very boob
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