cameronwhimsy:

why tall friends are great

• they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
• excellent hiding spot
• they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
• can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend

drawbacks

• what do their faces look like
• they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here

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• hugs are very boob

(via funfetti-cakke)

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

here i come motherfucker

(via lucidlarceny)

hotelmario:

when girls wont date you because you’re not 6’2

(via slapmango)