beaucile:

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58,248 notes1 month ago

slbtumblng:

doctorrobby:

wonderfulworldofginger:

WHO DOES FRANK OZ MAIN???

I suspect Frank Oz it’s gonna main familiar ground…

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8,207 notes6 months ago

nintendobestwaifus:

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Ah!!! :(

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371 notes6 months ago

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

veronicavirgo:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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So, my biological mother is 5’1 and my biological father is 6’4.
My 6’3 brother is married to his 5’4 lovely wife.
My 5’11 brother is married to his 5’1 wife.
When the fuck did “stick to your own size” become a thing? Did I miss the memo? Are you going to tell me to stick to my own race as well? Stop dictating love. Fuck off.
Also, I’m 5’3 and once dated a guy who was 6’9. We were adorable.

typed your entire whole life story just to end with “the tall guy not here no more” lmaooo

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160,676 notes11 months ago
  • “Intimidating” Tall people:kind, closer to heaven, bump their heads on door frames, will reach things for you, give good hugs, full of love.
  • “Cute” short people:evil, closer to hell and can hear the whispers of Satan, can fit in small spaces, will climb anything to attain their goals, full of rage.
10,367 notes1 year ago

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115,776 notes1 year ago

yavln4:

knzaki:

hey guys. cant reach the top shelf with all the snacks in it

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you made your tiny little bed now lie in it

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29,230 notes1 year ago

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42,349 notes1 year ago

alt-j:

deadguy95:

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

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153,843 notes2 years ago

euphrasiefauchelevent:

temencmoth:

euphrasiefauchelevent:

im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me “i’m little but one day i’m going to be tall like you”. i’m 5'1 i haven’t been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying

Y'all she’ll be tall like u soon, tommorow maybe?

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61,047 notes2 years ago