haemus:

astrology says my pussy is tight

(via clairclairsky)

Signs as hipster food trends

madradhatter:

scared-aquarius:

Aries- Spaghetti donut

Taurus- Blk water

Gemini- Waffle pops

Cancer- Ramen burger

Leo- Gold flake pizza

Virgo- Avacado burger buns

Libra- Acai bowl

Scorpio- Black ice cream

Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese

Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee

Aquarius- Sushi burrito

Pisces- Rainbow bagel

I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee

(via sakimcgee)

mindareadsoots:

“Really? No questions?”

“I have a question. The fuck, dude?”

(via kitana-coldfire)

meladoodle:

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

(via clairclairsky)

op-frisky-dingo:

wikilifeadvice:

choose which types of history to delete

As a historian this filled me with so much dread for a second. Dread but not surprise.

(via immoren)