pog-with-a-blog:

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

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je ne parle frAncais BITCH!!!!!!!Je ne comprend pas! Eat mon ass

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musicaltheatre-princess:

translynz:

anotherfrankiewarrior:

fakepolyglot:

babelplanetvlog:

fakepolyglot:

My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.

The sooner you accept this the better.

Isn’t that true of all things French?

Yes. Yes it is. 

I cannot even deny it…

“For the aesthetics,” the French sob softly, shoving three Es into the word créées. It is not beautiful enough. They are never beautiful enough. Slowly France is losing its will to live.

@just-french-me-up

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droidmom:

aquaplanage:

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

imagine être anglophone et se féliciter d'accomplissements médiocres

Did I just get burned in French

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der-stein:

shenanigism:

shenanigism:

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

@nomiros

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zalco:

communistbakery:

nijuukoo:

sheenaduquette:

kurota-haruka:

tsukidaisy:

neuxue:

alltimekxylx:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

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