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because you stole that word from french lol
Queue: consonnant sound
Queue: you can’t follow a q with a e, you need a u in between. in french u gotta
Queue: the eu sound is actually not like how you say q at all, it’s a french e sound but it’s longer (also distinguishes from the word que)
Queue: it’s a feminine word so it gets a e at the end
u say that like its somehow better and not just a crushing indictment of french
(via maybeiwasserious)
Fr*nch language: we call these houses “chateaux”
Me: oh cool
Fr*nch language: but it’s pronounced “shat o”
Me:
Honestly that’s how it feels even for us
(via eric-coldfire)
Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.
Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.
Latin, but then make it fashion
It’s like Spanish with some fancy shit in there and you have to speak it with extra phlegm to make it sexy
You froth at the mouth a little and hope it came out sounding like a language
(via silver-tongues-blog)
im fuckin hilarious tbh
it took me a solid minute to figure this out
(via silver-tongues-blog)
as the french say, merci goku
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