slimetony:

higgzorz:

slimetony:

why do anything at all if it wont impress girls. NASA putting a man on the moon was done to impress girls. Mapping the human genome? trying to inpress babes.

me reblogging and adding to this post? lookin for a gf

blogging is an expression of my deep multifaceted personality and remarkable intellect (thats facny way of saying im here to impress girl)s

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