harukami:

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

768,870 notes3 years ago

discount-supervillain:

“fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick”

(via )

3,218 notes3 years ago

animedads:

the only good thing about Meryl’s whole entire character arc culminating in her getting married to comic relief diarrhea man was that she’s fucking ripped in her wedding dress

(via abarnath)

3,053 notes3 years ago
commission notes via my boyfriend and I in 2012 before dating2016

professor-maple-art:

raikissu:

so I opened up chibi pony commissions again on DA and this is what my wiener of a boyfriend does. The top picture is from 2012 when he commissioned me (fun fact, this was the very first interaction him and I ever had) and the bottom one is like from 10 minutes ago.

This is the girl I have to deal with, isn’t her response amazing.

Both of you are wieners omg >:Y

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2,786 notes3 years ago

dongboss:

mans-she-desk:

cuckroach:

aggressive hand holding

How does it work??

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

(Source: jokeboy, via )

372,209 notes3 years ago
alexchurner:
“ this is how my girlfriend and I text
”

alexchurner:

this is how my girlfriend and I text

(Source: fat-lesbo, via abarnath)

358,179 notes3 years ago

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23,875 notes3 years ago

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99,220 notes3 years ago
  • wife [lying in hospital bed with baby]:honey, meet our new son
  • baby:[grabs on my finger]
  • me:hm.. weak grip. pathetic
  • baby:[starts doing pull-ups using my finger]
  • me [tearing up]:...thats my boy
30,905 notes3 years ago