Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

friendlyneighborhoodsatanist:

affectionatesuggestion:

when you smile, it’s as if the whole world stops to look at the most urethral being on the planet.

urethral

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49,131 notes2 years ago
owlystuffs: “ asexual-jirachi: “ bagged-a-bazooka: “ the-doritos-pope: “ I love the original video for this (“Never illegally download”) The volume levels on it are so borked there’s a guy shouting and it’s literally discernible art. ” Holy shit...

owlystuffs:

asexual-jirachi:

bagged-a-bazooka:

the-doritos-pope:

I love the original video for this (“Never illegally download”)

The volume levels on it are so borked there’s a guy shouting and it’s literally discernible

art.

Holy shit you’re right

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im crying

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517,262 notes2 years ago

longway-jones:

melaninmedicine:

theblackmanonthemoon:

sugaraykay:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

206bish:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

This is probably my fave video of all time

They were crabs Michael

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“Where the hell you get this information from?” 😂😂😂

He got me too tbh lol

How does anyone not like black women

this is high quality television

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121,839 notes2 years ago

My sides left me and they took the kids.

27 notes2 years ago

piplup-commander:

Still one of my favorite things to come out of the internet. 

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45,391 notes2 years ago

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63,328 notes2 years ago
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: “ warm-and-festive-socks: “ dojyaan: “” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4 I’m dying, this is too much for me ” ^^^^ pls watch tht for a laugh”

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

warm-and-festive-socks:

dojyaan:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

I’m dying, this is too much for me

^^^^ pls watch tht for a laugh

(Source: kill-la-ryuuko, via newnamed)

23,334 notes2 years ago

raptorific:

raptorific:

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

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this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

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162,105 notes2 years ago

What's Wrong Big Boy? →

..what is this? HWAT THE HELL IS THIS??

17 notes2 years ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

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9,849 notes2 years ago